What is that symbol?
Yes! Dani passed her test and is learning to drive the family hot rod. BC has a graduated licensing program, like most provinces, but I’ve been infuriated by one of the laws that apply to a “L” license. She’s allowed to drive only between midnight and 5:00 AM. These hours, in my not-so-humble opinion, represent the ideal time to practice driving in the city.
She’s allowed to drive at 11:30PM on a Saturday night as parties and bars are exchanging participants, she’s allowed to drive east as the sun sits on the horizon, but an empty city is apparently too hazardous. I have noticed that the “L” is a great way to find drivers who want to test their horn. Turns out: there’s a lot of those guys. Dani has made good progress and handled my slalom course in reverse quite well!
What people are saying about Dani’s Driving:
“Heeelp! Stooooop! I want my mommyyy!”
“Wow. You have a truely remarkable teacher helping you. He’s super smart and calm. Pretty good looking, too.”
“Honk honk! Beeeep beeeeeep! Get off the road, Lady!!”
-- Preston
-- Mom
-- Anonymous Finger
2020